Friday, May 16, 2008

Maybe you should try a size larger

Why do so many people wear clothes that are too small for them? How do you know that your clothes are too small? Here are a few helpful hints:
  • you have to suck in your gut to do up your pants
  • you can see the texture of your cellulite through your clothes
  • your stomach rolls cover your belt
  • your short sleeves cut off the circulation to your arms
  • the fabric is stretched to the point of transparency
Don't get me wrong, I'm not coming down on people who don't fit into small clothes, I'm trying to help them. People look slimmer and far more attractive when they wear things that fit properly. Squeezing your fat ass into a an extra small doesn't make you an extra small, it makes you a large that made the bad decision to squeeze yourself into an extra small which just makes you look ten times as large as you actually are.

Embrace your size, buy and wear clothes that fit. You'll look better, you'll feel better, and the world will thank you for it.

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